Here we go again!!

I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag (Iran Version)

Well, come on all of you big strong men,

Uncle Sam needs your help again.

He's got himself in a terrible jam

Way down south in Iran.

So put down your books and pick up a gun,

We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Iran.

And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates,

Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,

Whoopee! We're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move along,

Gotta get some business done.

Don't sit down and fret and frown,

You know you got to get that city down.

Pack up your troubles, every one,

Time to go to Iran.

And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Iran.

And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates,

Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,

Whoopee! We're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,

Pack your boys off to Iran.

Come on fathers, don't hesitate,

Send your daughters before it's too late.

Be the first on your block to have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Iran.

And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates,

Well, there ain't no time to wonder why,

Whoopee! We're all gonna die.